Teegan: Fine, I guess your dick can suck itself from now on!įreebo: Stupid cunt's gonna re-define "short-term relationship".
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You know I brought this TV for six grand but I'll let you have it for three.ĭexter: Well, I'm interested in scoring some tarp (?).įreebo: Ah, then the yeppie turns to the dark side.įreebo: Geez, Teegan! I'm transacting here.įreebo: Did you here what I said? Fuck off, Teegan! Hmm! Oh, come on!ĭexter: Need a little more hook before breaking into the pocket, hahaha.įreebo: Ha. IM: Time to get the lay of the land on Freebo and his-pink house.īoy: Come on, man, what? You googled him or something?ĭexter: You know what? Fuck it, there's other dope spots.īoy: Ay, ay, come here! Don't walk away all "fuck you" on me!ĭexter: I'm looking to hold some product.įreebo: Ordinarily I don't accept new clientele, but I've had a desultory third quartel. Masuka: Dex! Er, typos, grammar, something could be clearer, whatever. Laguerta: I'm sorry for all the red tapes and the hoops, but nobody deserves it more than you, (Spanish).Īngel: So, er, when, when this is really official, when I can trade this in for that gold badge-trinks all on me!ĭebra: Angel get his wings, you know what this means?ĭebra: No, dildo! It means he's my supervisor, which means I'm a lock (?) from my detective shield. Laguerta: In two days, he will be Detective Sergeant Batista! Laguerta: Okay, guys, listen up! I've just got word from upstairs that Angel will no longer be Detective Batista. Laguerta: You're in the same pants you were in yesterday, and that shirt's backup one you keep in your locker.Īngel: (Spanish) I thought part of your restructuring our department is you staying out of our personal lives.Īngel: Know this: I went out and had a great time last night, and you should be happy for me. Laguerta: I was just calling you last night. And, and Quin, he's just showing off his detective skill.ĭebra: Well, you think he thinks I'm a potential lay? That is not happening! And as long as you're not noticing things, you've also not noticed that I've given up men, liquor and smokes for the last 27 days.ĭebra: This year you're remembering Dad's birthday, though, right? Quinn: Well, still, I mean, your word (?) was spot on, right?ĭebra: All right! Quinn's been in Homicide two weeks and he noticed.ĭebra: My hair! I changed my hair style for the first time since I was eight!ĭexter: Oh yeah! It's short-er, shorter. By the way, nice work on the Ronally (?) case.ĭebra: Yeah, well, murder suicide, pretty strait forward. Quinn: You changed your hair, makes you look younger. Masuka: No biggie, I've been published before.ĭebra: Hah, "Dear Penthouse" doesn't count. Masuka: They made me (?) a star because I was the LFI. You think you can, er, proof an article I'm running for FQ? Forensics Quarterly? Masuka: Hmm, better than sex! Actually, no, it's not. Angel Batista: bear claw Vince Masuka: lemon custard. But let the record show: I'm not the only one with a daily ritual.
IM: Dexter, the donut guy-part of my routine. IM: What to get a man who had everything? How about "Freebo"? He does the deed, gets away with murder, and falls off the radar-everyone's rader but mine.ĭexter: You got a birthday coming up, Dad! Fred Bowman, AKA "Freebo"-kills two college girls and escapes on a state police screw-up, otherwise known as Florida's "catch-and-release program". But if society drops the ball then someone else has to pick up the slack. IM: Most normal people enjoy a sacred pack with society: Live a good life and society will take care of you. I get these terrific kids, there's no more drama haunting me, and I have this great, generous gentle guy. Everything's falling into place for the first time in my life. IM: And Rita is the scaffolding that holds that world in place.ĭexter: Here you go, buddy! Okay, Astor, you're up! Micky Mouse, unicorn or starfish?Īstor: Just plain round (?) pancake, Sexter!Ĭody: Hey, Dexter? Em, can you come to Dad Day at my school tomorrow?
IM: For someone who needs to spend his life pretending to be normal, I've been able to finally-settle in, to a nice, normal world. I even won a prize.ĭentist: Hope you stayed away from all the sweet stuff.ĭexter: I usually am-good, but sometimes I indulge.ĭexter: I also made a point to meet new people.ĭentist: Never have too many friends! Now this temporary crown is gonna go way in the back, so there may be some blood.ĭexter: Oh, you bet! It's the only place I can really-let everything go.ĭentist: Sounds great! We'll have you up and out on that water in no time. IM: And a central part of that routine: regular oral hygiene.ĭentist: There you are! Few minutes, that'll numb right up.ĭentist: So, how was your summer, Dexter?ĭexter: I went to the carnival. Internal monologue (IM): Ah, life! Life is ritual, routine, control.
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Transcript to episode " Our Father" of Showtime's series DEXTER.